Friday, 8 July 2016

Engineer Vs Doctor

An engineer was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop_...

He went to him & said.. "Look at this engine... I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back"...So why do I get such a small salary? and u get huge sums_....!

The doctor smiled at the engineer and came close to his ear and said.... "Try the same when the engine is running_."

classic! 

Continuation_
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The engineer smiled back came close to doctors ear and said_
I can pick any dead engine and make it alive . . . . . . .  can you_ ???

*Not only classic but Epic*

Wednesday, 29 June 2016

Difference between path and classpath in java

Path  -  Used by OS to identify binary files

Classpath  -  Used by compiler and JVM    to identify java binary files.

Path is a mediator between developer and OS to inform softwares binary files path.

Classpath is a mediator between developer and (compiler, JVM) to inform the library files path those are used in our source code.

Tuesday, 28 June 2016

Medicine For Blood cancer

VERY VERY URGENT AND IMPORTANT  NEWS 

Avbl in PUNE

Please make it a Point of FORWARDING this IMPORTANT NEWS after READING like I am Doing RIGHT NOW.

My Dear Friends,

Medicine for BLOOD CANCER  has been FOUND !!

AGAIN PLEASE DON'T DELETE THIS without FORWARDING.

I am forwarding it to the MAXIMUM I can.

Let it reach the CRORES of  INDIANS.

'IMITINEF MERCILET' is a MEDICINE which CURES Blood cancer.

Its available FREE OF COST at "YASHODHA Hematology Cancer Institute in Pune.

Create Awareness.

It might help someone.

Forward to as many as u can. 
KINDNESS costs NOTHING.

ADDRESS: 
Yashoda Hematology clinic. 109,  Mangalmurti complex, Hirabag Chowk,
Tilak Road,
Pune-411002.

Phone:
020-24484214 or 09590908080 or 09545027772 or visit www.practo.com for appointment.

(Note:Most of my post ar forwarded from WA or from India's no. 1 IT Training Institute Naresh i technologies ).

Most Inspirational Story of KFC

At age 5 his Father died.

At age 16 he quit school.

At age 17 he had already lost four jobs.

At age 18 he got married.

Between ages 18 and 22, he was a railroad conductor and failed.

He joined the army and washed out there.

He applied for law school he was rejected.

He became an insurance sales man and failed again.

At age 19 he became a father.

At age 20 his wife left him and took their baby daughter.

He became a cook and dishwasher in a small cafe.

He failed in an attempt to kidnap his own daughter, and eventually he convinced his wife to return home.

At age 65 he retired.

On the 1st day of retirement he received a cheque from the Government for $105.

He felt that the Government was saying that he couldn’t provide for himself.

He decided to commit suicide, it wasn’t worth living anymore; he had failed so much.

He sat under a tree writing his will, but instead, he wrote what he would have accomplished with his life. He realised there was much more that he hadn’t done. There was one thing he could do better than anyone he knew. And that was how to cook.

So he borrowed $87 against his cheque and bought and fried up some chicken using his recipe, and went door to door to sell them to his neighbours in Kentucky.

Remember at age 65 he was ready to commit suicide.

But at age 88 Colonel Sanders, founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) Empire was a billionaire.

Moral of the story: Attitude. It's never too late to start all over.

MOST IMPORTANLY, IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE. NEVER GIVE UP NO MATTER HOW HARD IT GETS.

You have what it takes to be successful. Go for it and make a difference.

(Note : Forwarded from WA)

Jobs for fresher

For freshers:

Dear Sir / Ma'am,

Greetings from  CENTRAL PLACEMENT CELL of Pimpri Chinchwad college of Engineering & Research (PCCOE&R), Ravet, Pune & Pimpri Chinchwad college of Engineering (PCCOE), Nigdi, Pune !!

We are conducting following 6 Off Campus Recruitment Drives (which are open for all the students from across the country) in next few days. Interested & eligible students should apply on the given links wherever they are eligible.

1)

Company : ADP 

Date : 25/06/2016

Time : 10:00am

Venue : PCCOE, Nigdi, Pune (Not PCCOE&R, Ravet).

Eligibility : 2016 Batch BE/Btech (CSE/IT/ECE) 60% through out in their 10th,12th & Engg.

Registration Link :

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1U3CmsN4eXr4vK4r3QRxlsrVQvYRA_QvbvS4g5dY7yxY/viewform

2)

Company : Collabera

Date : 24/06/2016

Time : 9:00am

Venue : PCCOE, Nigdi, Pune (Not PCCOE&R, Ravet).

Eligibility :  2015 and 2016 batch Pass outs students BE,B.Tech,BCA,MCA. (should not have backlogs)

Registration Link :

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1JlTPCNupvcj3mE874LiMteOOlKdYNJOUaGKRfLmGRJk/viewform

3)

Company : Kantar’s KDC

Date : 25/06/2016

Time : 9:00am

Venue : PCCOE, Nigdi, Pune (Not PCCOE&R, Ravet).

Eligibility : 2015 and 2016 batch Pass out students of MBA / PGDM / MMS (Any Specialization) 

Registration Link : Registration is mandatory following both the links :

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1h8w90O9WVsEtHvanyU8jFK-432-YfFSctGyXSJhQlgA/viewform

http://www.firstnaukri.com/job/6T72

4)

Company : KPIT Technologies

Date : 25/06/2016

Time : 8:00am

Venue : PCCOE&R, Ravet, Pune (Not PCCOE, Nigdi).

Eligibility :

2015 Pass-Outs or 2016 Pass-Outs. (Computer & Electronics Graduate, B.E,B.Tech,MCA,MCS,BCA,BCS,BSc, MSc)

Criteria of 55 % in Graduation no live backlog, No Year down.

Registration Link :

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Q0oCtwVuq4907wvYHuBru9Fu7nPphNEukXUXDaT05VY/viewform

5)

Company : Capgemini

Date : 21/06/2016

Time : 9:00am

Venue : PCCOE, Nigdi, Pune (Not PCCOE&R, Ravet).

(Note: Forwarded from WA...)